January 2012
Should you ever wonder why you are not with...
the year is almost over.
andyjp:
thank god.
AMEN!
Trying to give a shit, but think I'm emotionally...
December 2011
I lived without you for years before meeting you,...
There is a fine line between love and hate. With...
Wishes for the New Year
That you understand what being a friend really is.
That you resolve your issues between us.
That you learn to express yourself.
That you appreciate my friendship.
That you include me in your life the way I’ve try to include you in mine.
Expecting the self centered to think of you is...
As disappointing as my friends are, why do I even...
I may not look like a porn star, but I can sex you...
I'm not easy, but I am accessible :)
Don't assume you know my type by my tumblr...
How to seduce me (May not work on everyone)
Hug me a little tighter, a little longer than usual
Sit, stand a little closer than you normally would
Touch me on the shoulder, leg, back, arm
Ask me to take naughty pics
Answer the door in a towel or apron only
Leave your pants unzipped when returning from bathroom (work well if commando)
Lit candles, play my favorite music
Ask for a back , shoulder rub or massage
Ask me to scrub your...
I'm pretty clueless. If a guy is interested in me,...
It's only a blow job, not a wedding ceremony.
I'm not the most buff, or handsome, or hung, or...
Sometimes, you can love someone, but due to their...
Have you ever been in gut wrenching, soul aching,...
What I want is you. What I need is a bigger...
Character, intellect and personality wise, I'm...
Between your issues, ego, pride and vanity, a...
If you cannot offer perfection of yourself to...
